Meet Serena

Serena enjoys peaceful evenings on the couch, a beer in one hand and a slice of pizza in the other, while watching the Yankees. When she isn’t training to be an enforcer in the NHL, Serena spends her fall/winter seasons wearing knee socks and watching the New York Giants. She is a Pisces.

These are a few of her favorite things:

Music: Eric Clapton, Ray LaMontagne,
Chris Cornell, Jeff Buckley, Damien Rice, 90's rock and hip hop
Shows: The Office, Parks & Rec, Burn Notice, Dexter, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Westworld, Archer, The League, Project Runway, The Boys, Derry Girls, Supernatural, His Dark Materials, The Witcher
Movies: Star Wars (the original trilogy, not the new garbage), The Losers, Major League I & II, Bull Durham, Willow, Casablanca, Serendipity, the Underworld movies, James Bond, Indiana Jones, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, the Terminator movies, Jurassic Park (all of them - and when I say all of them, I'm not joking), Harry Potter, Lilo & Stitch, Godzilla
Baseball players: Bernie Williams, Don Mattingly, Aaron Judge (even though he's no Bernie), Ken Griffey Jr.
Books: Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Time Traveler’s Wife, The Giving Tree, I Was Told There’d Be Cake, The Historian, Jurassic Park, Lord of the Rings, His Dark Materials, Harry Potter, The Witcher Saga, The Count of Monte Cristo, Ordinary People, The Gunslinger
Randoms: Disney, Marvel, T-Rex, Robert Downey Jr, John Krasinksi, shoes, elephants, sharks, Shark Week, beer, sangria, Dr. L Riesling, pizza, stuffed mushrooms, cookies, penne ala vodka, peanut butter, Pad Thai, egg sandwiches, Sriracha Sauce, yoga, men's cologne/deodorant, brunette men with scruff/5:00 shadow, and her bed.

HATE: Henrik Lundqvist, Tony Romo (and pretty much all of the Dallas Cowboys), Ben Roethlisberger, pitchers who can't field their position, batters who do not run out the play, players who can't bunt, Johnny Damon, Ben Affleck, Tom Cruise, Justin Bieber, the fact that they switched actors to play Willie Mays Hayes like we wouldn't notice that Omar Epps wasn't Wesley Snipes, Peter Jackson extending a short book like The Hobbit into a 9-hour trilogypeas, sour cream, tomato chunks, mayo, soggy bread, mild hot sauce, clowns, public speaking, wearing pants (especially to bed), albino spiders, slow drivers in the left lane, people who drink the Kool-Aid, Olive Garden, Bulgarian split squats, running, and Halle Berry as a Bond Girl.

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